@garadget Except the difference between Eon and you is that one owns a billion dollar company while the other owns an annorexic corpse. I mean really? A nobody iPhone app comparing itself to Tesla. Perhaps you’re grossly overestimating the worth of your dry mud.
If I were you, I’d start thinking about how to write a public apology before you end up have to scrap and rewrite your entire brand.
Oh and the lock the thread to get the last word in - a real classy move.
Be careful - complain and they’ll brick your toys.
amateurs.
I am sure you put a lot of blood sweat and tears into your product. Everyone can make a mistake, and looks like you have made a pretty stuupid one. Suck up, apologize, and learn from your mistakes. Move on.
Hey yeah, We are a startup company and let’s try to imagine for even one fucking second that it was remotely acceptable to treat a user by belittling them and banning their device. The year, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, is 2017. We live in an era where online communication has reached the state that makes it so that when these kinds of things happen, people notice.
Try to understand that you have created a glorified piece of garbage that does some Internet thing with my garage door. That’s fantastic, In fact that makes you the best human beings to ever exist. So when somebody comes into your domain and has the audacity to try and speak ill of the masterpiece that you have created, the only logical source of action is complete banishment of that user from your network. I mean, imagine entertaining for one second, the notion that your product is anything less than completely perfect. It’s laughable.
You see examples of other successful companies doing this all the time. One time I saw a man trying to return apples to our Walmart because they weren’t good. He was dragged out of there in handcuffs and beaten until he couldn’t speak and pissed himself, naturally.
I hyperbolize, of course.
In reality, this isn’t how reality works, Surprise surprise. You can’t treat people that way. Your product is shit. That said, I’ve never used your product. I barely even know what it does. But that doesn’t matter, because I am the average Joe that just saw on social media the kind of horseshit you just tried to pull. I have now formulated an opinion of you that is unbelievably negative. I will never use a device that you create for any reason, much less purchase with my money.
My only comfort is the fact that I don’t own a stupid garage door poop machine for you to ban from your butt network. All I have is this throwaway account, But please understand that if you ban it I will cry for at least 30 minutes. So you can feel real good about that when you wank yourself off tonight and cum to the idea that you really showed that one guy who was salty about your garage door Internet machine. Like it was something that actually mattered in the grand scheme of your worthless existence. As the pearls of your semen drift through the air on their way to splatter against the already stained desk in front of you, you imagine this man in his car outside of his home wishing nothing else then that he could put his car into his garage. But he can’t. He is banned. His one and only regret: “if only I had been more respectful to the people who made my garage door Internet nightmare, this would have never happened. I am a broken human being and I’m worthless.” He sits and sobs and sobs. And as he does in your imagination you shiver impulsively and your toes curl up.
Hi, I’m just here to swear a bunch. I think it’s hilarious that an an adult got upset at a negative comment on the internet. Whether it was the word “shit,” or whether it was really just Denis’ fragile ego, who knows. This incident’s making its way around the internet fairly quickly. I’m curious as to how quickly the company is gonna go under because the proprietor is a whiny little prick who doesn’t understand the value of customer service, or how the internet works. Anyway, onwards to swearing!
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